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Writer's pictureJon Peters

N&A LOS Season 2 Episode 5

Episode Title: Gary's Mantrum at the Lake


–Let’s hope that Gary keeps his fingers to himself this episode.


–Dan, Jeff and Trish. This better be good!


–The producers put these teams in the worst places possible. 


–You just know those catfish are going to be infected with parasites. Ugh.


–Dan is a tool. 


–Of course the fishing items were going to matter at some point.


–I just can’t watch them eat fish. The last XL made sure of that.


–We haven’t seen many rhinos in N&A.


–”Inverted” testicle. I don’t know what that means and I don’t want to know.


–Massive testicle. We’re in uncharted territory!


–How much money would it take to cut off a testicle?


–I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the medic doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. A possible bruise? 


–So there’s even more fishing tools? 


–Dani needs the baobob tree fruit… and Trish is totally going to take it from her. Don’t underestimate Dan, Jeff and Trish.


–Nevermind. That was anticlimactic.


–Who’s going to get the fishing net???  Dan and Jeff arrive first. 


–I wouldn’t go near those thorns.


–”How did you get calves like this?”   –That is an excellent Jeff moment.


–Chopping down that thorn tree makes me nervous. Protect your eyes!


–Gary and Dani are going to have a problem with one another. It’s coming.


–Patrick finds the survival asset, but that rock is too heavy to lift.


–I’d love to see someone try and steal this cache.


–This could get interesting if Trish’s team steals that cache. 


–Fernando found a hunting cache with a couple of knives. That’ll work.


–If Trish steals this cache somehow, this sub is going to erupt in chaos.


–Can you imagine that rock falling on your foot?


–That pushing and pulling can’t be good for Derrin’s swollen testicle.


–And Derrin, Ky, and Patrick got the asset. Trish goes home empty.


–Is that cast net going to have tears in it? I guess not.


–Jeff is the best fisherman in the history of N&A. That net is gold for their team.


–baobab, boma, protein, caiman.


–They’ve talked about Derrin’s testicle so much that he’s either going to get tapped by the end of this episode or it’s just producer created drama.


–The cast net does have holes in it. Looks like they can repair it though.


–I’m going to go out on a limb and say that casting the fishing net is not rocket science.


–Fernando and Gary are definitely getting tired of Dani’s shit.


–Those catfish are huge. Someone will be eating good.


–A vegetarian that’ll eat eggs but not fish. That’s rich.


– lmao Gary and Jeff. Jeff is just sitting back waiting for Gary to lose it.


–Gary is going off on Dan. lmao. He’s such an instigator.


–Why isn’t anyone trying noodling? It’s a perfect pond to try it.


–Is there any possibility that the producers stocked that pond with catfish?


–Gary’s such a dick. Lol.


–Fernando and Gary are going to get rid of Dani as soon as they can.

–Dan and Jeff will eventually fight to the death.


–Patrick’s right. Fernando’s team has turned down their trade twice now. Forget them.


–PSR time. They should have given up on that a long time ago.


–I love how Gary’s trying to take credit for a giant watering hole, as if the others wouldn’t have found it five minutes after he did.


–Dani called the others “bullies.”  That’s fucking rich coming from her, given what she did on her XL challenge.


–Jeff is right. Gary has let his feelings for Dani cloud his judgment. I think he might be in love with her. Ugh.


–That was a very good episode. LOS Season 2 has delivered the goods so far.


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