–Edit: My final thoughts on Bulent are at the end of this post.
–Thus begins the weekly reminder that Lindsey made an all-time mistake on episode 3.
–The word Baobab is beginning to enter cordage, boma and caiman territory.
–Bulent is still pissed about that dumb gift returning nonsense last week. I would be too.
–I could be totally wrong about this, and I hope I am because I want Bulent to win, but I’m getting real “EJ’s last N&A” vibes from him. I bet we don’t see him again after this LOS.
–Everytime I see someone fishing in one of those disgusting ponds, I think back to last season’s XL and the parasite fish. Truly revolting.
–My first degree is in anthropology. I studied baboons in a few different courses related to human evolution and old world primates. I say that just to let you know that all of the N&A contestants that have been around baboons over the years have never shown the fear that those animals deserve. You don’t want to be around baboons.
–Migration time!
–”Time to build a blind and go for a hunt.” Or, as I call it, “Time to waste time building a blind and going for a hunt.”
–Has Trish ever liked anyone she’s been on a challenge with? It can’t just be editing.
–And here she is talking shit about Dan, saying how he’s going to hoard the items. Who likes this lady?
–The N&A producers need to check themselves with this baboon nonsense. They’ve got to have a guard off camera, I’m sure.
–On that note, does anyone really think N&A cares much about conservation? I’ve always thought this show was a little shady.
–How quickly would you get sick of eating honey? I think it would take me .05 seconds.
–”Protein.” “Game changer.”
–Will Dan sniper a deer with the bow and arrow from his blind??? Um. No. No, he did not.
–Did Gary just stick his finger in Dany’s mouth so that she’d lick the honey off of his finger???
I don’t think I’ve ever been more grossed out, or creeped out, than I am right now.
–We’re not seeing much at all of Bulent and his team. It’s time they had the spotlight.
–Darrin: “I’ve got a bow and arrow and I’m going to sit in a blind wasting time.”
–Bulent does not seem well. I’m getting worried for him. He’s never been like this in his challenges.
–One mopane beehive for all four teams? Lmao. Gary laughs at them too.
–Why are the contestants trying to gain brownie points with the other contestants? Is there some sort of Survivor voting bullshit coming up? I hope not.
–Dan the food thief! Imagine the outcry on this sub if that was Jeff.
–At least Jeff seems to understand that they’re actually in danger of the baboons.
–Those baboons unloaded on Jeff and Patrick. Lmao
–I’ve actually never seen Jeff pissed off before. He’s so angry. He’s screaming into the night. Lol
–”The Safety Team” Get the hell out of here with that nonsense. As if “The Safety Team” didn’t realize the baboons would want their territory back. Sometimes this show…
–”cordage”
–Bulent. Wow. He is not looking good. It’s almost shocking to see him like this. He seems mentally ready to tap.
–New challenge: Individual competition: Build a four-pronged spear and catch a catfish with it.
–Who is the favorite to win this challenge? Jeff, maybe Dan. I wouldn’t rule out Ky or Derrin.
–That’s right! Jeff has never had a bow on any of his challenges. That’s hilarious.
–”cordage”
–Is Bulent going to lose this challenge and be the one to go home??? It looks like it. He’s hurting.
–It seems like Darrin has the perfect survival skills for this LOS season. I think he’s my dark horse to win. Maybe he should even be the favorite.
–Oh, Bulent. Is this the end? I think it is. N&A eventually takes everyone out.
–I’ve yet to see Patrick use one bit of skill on LOS. He might be the weakest contestant of the season.
–Darrin wins. I feel dumb not putting him as the favorite to win this challenge.
–Fernando finishes second. Good job by him.
–Dan finishes third. No big surprises yet.
–They’ve shown more of Bulent in this episode than all other three episodes combined. That’s a bad sign.
–Will Patrick place fourth? Or will Jeff make a comeback?
–Patrick places fourth. Looks like he’ll get the bow.
–The producers absolutely stocked that tiny pond with catfish.
–I don’t know why I thought Ky would be good at this. I haven’t seen her do much of anything on LOS.
–Bulent might make it, if only because the two behind him are Trish and Dani.
–Why did Gary fall into the pond like that? Lol
–Ky and Gary place. It’s now Bulent, Trish, and Dani left in the challenge.
–Oh, no. Here come the producers for Bulent. Is this the end of the line?
–Trish places eighth. It’s between Bulent and Dani. Bulent can’t even catch his breath. He’s exhausted. Here comes the medic.
–This is scary to watch a badass like Bulent to be in such agony. This is hard to watch.
–I’m going to save my final thoughts on Bulent for the end of this post. Stay tuned.
–Everyone’s shocked. You can see the anxiety on their faces.
–Jeff got a bow! Lol. Good for him.
–Dani gets nothing. The deck is now stacked against her.
–And here we go. It wouldn’t be a N&A episode if one of the contestants wasn’t shitting on Jeff.
–I love how Jeff embraces being hated by these chodes.
–Trish and Jeff on the same team with Dan. Lmfao. Dan is so pissed.
–Great episode.
Final thoughts on Bulent.
Bulent was my favorite to win this season’s LOS challenge, but the moment he was on camera in episode one, something wasn’t right. He looked thinner than usual. And he really never looked good the entire time he was there.
N&A catches up with everyone. Nobody is immune, not even legends like Bulent. I don’t know how old he is, but I’d guess mid-late forties.
I think this is the end of the road for Bulent. I doubt we will see him on N&A again. In case that’s true, I have a few words for him:
To Bulent: You gave me endless enjoyment. I will miss your dry humor and wit, along with your absolute disgust for people that didn’t give it their best. You were a real badass on this show, surviving alone longer than anyone else in the history of N&A. You were a beast.
More importantly, though, Bulent had heart. If you looked behind that tough exterior, the eye rolls, the exasperation, the indignance, there was a really good person there.
You are a N&A Legend. One of the all-time greats. Pour one out for Bulent. He will be missed.
One more time, Bulent fans:
SUCK IT KATE!
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