N&A LOS Season 2 Episode 3

–We start with a flashback to that snake named Kate. So glad she quit.

–Anytime a contestant talks about how good they are at something, it’s a good bet they’re going to suck at it the next time they must use that skill. See: Darrin

–Dan never lacks confidence. He’s a good bet to win this season.

–Have we seen anyone eat anything yet? I don’t recall seeing any food at all.

–Gotta comment about the vegetarians. People are so offended by them.

–Of all the words that are overused in the history of N&A, it’s a race between “cordage” and “caiman.”

–Jeff has a right to be concerned about Patrick. He’s not proven himself yet.

–Someone on the sub tried to convince me that Jeff isn’t a survivalist because he’s not the best at bushwacking. Jeff lives rent free in your head, fellow redditer.

–Bulent seems to be focused on being a good teammate. He’ll be hard to beat if he makes it out of the group stage.

–Maybe Darrin will actually win this challenge. I might have spoke to soon.

–115 degrees. That is ridiculous!

–A tool of war only needs to crack skulls. Skulls are much easier to crack than a tree trunk. Just sayin’

–It’ll never cease to amaze me how people will say that Jeff is the weakest at some skill/challenge, and yet he’s successfully completed more days of N&A than anyone in history. 

–Does anyone like Trish? I don’t think I’ve heard one person say good things about her skills.

–Trish: “I don’t think we’ll be last.”  Famous last words?

–Gary is so weird.

–Dani’s ax is definitely going to break. 100%

–Darrin could absolutely sell those axes on Etsy.

–Another dig at Jeff’s bushcraft skills. Must be something in the water.

–The producers are really setting this up for either a Jeff or Patrick fail in this challenge. Just playing up the drama or will one of them be going home?

–Jeff, always two steps ahead of everyone. This is why he’s always a threat. Nobody else brought extra rocks. If their axes break, they’re screwed.

–Well, I was wrong. Darrin definitely knows what he’s doing.

–To be honest, I am a little nervous for Jeff and Patrick. But maybe I spoke too soon?

–I have no idea who is going to lose this challenge. I feel like Darrin’s team and Dan’s teams are going to be ok though.

–If you don’t have Dan as the favorite against the field, I don’t know what to tell you.

–And then he cuts his finger open. Could be a huge problem.

–Darrin’s team is second. He knows how to make an ax!

–I’m beginning to think that the reason we’ve had so much “Jeff v Patrick” dialogue these first three episodes is because they lose this challenge and then must face off in an elimination. The producers have been building up the drama.

–Customary “Suck it, Kate” needed. She’s such a snake. She really screwed her team over.

–Oh, wow! Jeff and Patrick place third! Unbelievable! Only two member team and they pulled it off!

–I have a gut feeling that Gary is going home. We will see.

–Not in a million years would I eat one of those zombie virus plagued fish. That’s why I’d never last on N&A.

–What the hell is Jeff talking about??? No! Do not do this. Oh, this has disaster written all over it. He’s not really going to do this, is he?

–As a Jeff fan, I do not like this strategy!

–Oh, thank god. Lindsey was too dumb to accept this challenge. Just a huge missed opportunity by her and her team.

–”Jeff plays dirty.”  Yet again, contestants can’t see the forest for the trees when it comes to Jeff. He’s playing within the rules of the game. This is not “Who makes the most friends.” It’s N&A: LOS.  If you’re going to talk about snakes, the conversation begins and ends with Kate.

–Lindsey is going home. Just such a huge mistake on her part, all because she “wants (her team) to take each other out, not Jeff.”  What weird logic.

–There hasn’t been much Bulent in the season so far. 

–”Huge win.” “Protein.”  I’m getting last season’s XL flashbacks. Now we just need someone to start screaming about caiman.

–Bulent’s logic makes sense. Ky thinks she’s in an episode of Survivor. Giving a gift back? What kind of strategy is that? lmao

–Here it comes. Bulent is not going to put up with that bullshit. His respect for Ky just dropped. By a lot. He’s most dangerous when he’s decided another contestant isn’t in his league.

–A water boiling contest? That’s a little underwhelming.

–Gary’s got this. He knows it too.

–And Gary is safe. I saw that coming.

–This water boiling challenge was straight out of a Survivor episode. Not a fan.

–Dani was never going to win this competition…but Lindsey just spilled her water! Dani has a chance.

–And Dani just spilled all of her water. Just get this challenge over with already.

–Dan lost PSR points because he cut his finger? They were first place in the competition because of him. PSR is so stupid.

–Dani’s toast.Her fire is out…oh, wow! Lindsey just spilled her water! It’s not over yet!

–And Lindsey wins the challenge. Dani goes home. Oh, no! I was wrong! I thought she had it! Lmao

–Ok, it’s official. Dani wins! Lindsey not taking Jeff up on his offer is an all time blunder! She could have convinced her teammates to take him up on his offer. 

–Even when Jeff isn’t directly winning, he’s winning.

Great Episode!